non-confessions

In case you were wondering...

I did not cook an average of like 2 or 3 dinners/week over the past ...too long to mention (thank you Pastor Appreciation Month and McDonalds).
I also did not need to be rescued by my husband after a bad day, only to fall asleep on the couch at like 9pm making incoherent comments worthy of him making fun of me for.
I definitely did not gain a whopping 6 pounds in a short 4 weeks -enough to deem an early glucose test to clarify that there is not a problem.  Ya know, other than me overeating (curse you, Pastor Appreciation Month and Halloween).
I did not shed some tears over a couple thoughtless comments made about a (rare but) grouchy Benjamin at a meeting with other moms, and then come home to console myself with a cup of coffee WITH caffeine in it.  That would have been some wild and crazy living, if it had happened.
I, of course, did not order 90% of my Christmas gifts for people online so I could sit my rear on the couch in front of the TV at the same time.  No, actually that one I did do because it is smart and you should do it too.  Great deals, no traffic, no nutty children to claim.  In fact, stick the children in bed first so you can remember what it is you want to order.
I did not remove decorations from Halloween and put out decorations for Christmas all in one day... that day being December 1st.  November what?
And finally, I did not blame all of my recent lazy habits and failures on pregnancy when really only about 50% could be linked to it.

Glad to have that off my chest. what I've not been doing, that is.

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